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09.06.2025 08:16
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
No go.
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
How One Keto Trial Set Off a New War in the Nutrition World - WIRED
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
We Bought a ‘Peeing’ Robot Attack Dog From Temu. It Was Even Weirder Than Expected - WIRED
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Billionaire YouTuber MrBeast ‘borrowing’ money from mom for his wedding - New York Post
Still no good.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?
No way
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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